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Briefcase Full of Guts

Album The Dethalbum
Band/Composer Dethklok
Featured in episode "Murdering Outside The Box"
Previous in album "Thunderhorse"
Next in album "Birthday Dethday"

Briefcase Full of Guts is a song written by Dethklok and is played to the Klokateers. The song appears on the Dethalbum.

HistoryEdit

Briefcase Full of Guts is about a businessguy who kills his co-workers (the employees of the months) and supposedly his clients by stabbing them with a pair of scissors and rips out their internal organs and puts them in his briefcase, leaving his victims dead.

Music VideoEdit

The music Video for Briefcase Full of Guts shows shadowy versions of Dethklok revealing only their eyes and mouths. This music video was released on the Dethalbum II deluxe edition bonus DVD. The music video tells the story of a businessman who has an insane alter ego who kills his co workers and rips out their organs and places them in his briefcase leaving them dead and splashing their blood in an X formation on the employee of the month plaque. Around the end, the business guy grows a conscience and trys to destroy his alter ego, but ends up dying instead of his alter ego.

LyricsEdit

Copyright logo The following song lyrics is a direct quote, copied verbatim, from Metalocalypse, a Dethklok song, or from album linear notes.

This content is copyrighted by either Adult Swim, Williams Street Records, or BS Records.

Punch your card 'cause your working day has started.

And you're pushing hard for employee of the month.

And you got your, tools of business and they're bloodied by your clients.

And you're off to work with your Briefcase Full of Guts.

Door to door you are searching for a buyer.

Who will, take the terms of your policy.

You got an, invitation to their living room.

You're gonna, demonstrate your products privately.

You know that:

I'm an employee.

I have a degree.

I'll fulfill your need.

I will make you bleed.

I'll rise to the top.

Best one on the team.

Kill outside the box.

Hold you as you scream.

I'll divide you into pieces.

Sell them back and raise the price.

Make a profit off your interests.

You'll increase my sales tonight.

I...will...in...crease...pro..duc..tivi..ty.

I...must...in...crease...pro...duc...tivi...ty.

A.B.K.

A.B.K.

A.B.K.

A.B.K.

I'm an employee.

I have a degree.

I'll fulfill your need.

I will make you bleed.

I'll rise to top.

Best one on the team.

Kill outside the box.

Hold you as you scream.

I'm an employee.

I have a degree.

I'll fulfill your need.

I will make you bleed.

I'll rise to the top.

Best one on the team.

Kill outside the box.

Hold you as you scream.

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