I'm Just a Rock 'n Roll Clown is a song written by Zazz Blammymatazz and sung by Dr. Rockzo. The music video for the song was banned from MTV because the viewers could see Rockzo's loins through his jumpsuit. The song is pretty much about Dr. Rockzo and his addiction to cocaine. At one point, archive footage of his time in court played, with a judge asking Rockzo why his nose was bleeding. Rockzo's response? "I fell down!"
Rock all day
Sniff that line
Roll that money
No more clowning around for you
Got it bad
Need to get some blow
They say it's gonna snow
Gonna put white Christmas up my nose
I ain't no weatherman
Don't know if it's gonna rain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n roll clown, doing a lot of cocaine
One of these days, they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm Dr. Rockzo, and I do cocaine
Huh, what's that, judge? Oh, why's my nose bleeding? Oh, well, you see... I fell down!